30 minutes ago, The Astronomer confirmed that in addition to CEO Andy Byron and Head of HR Kristin Cabot, half the company was there, and the woman smiling next to the embarrassed couple at the Coldplay concert was just…..

In a twist no one saw coming, The Astronomer has broken its silence regarding the viral video from the Coldplay concert that shook Silicon Valley to its core. The now-infamous footage captured CEO Andy Byron and Head of HR Kristin Cabot sharing what appeared to be an intimate moment in a VIP box—blissfully unaware that the camera would cut to them during one of the band’s most emotional songs. But what set the internet ablaze wasn’t just the alleged workplace romance—it was the presence of a third person in the shot: a woman smiling awkwardly, sitting just inches away from the couple, watching the drama unfold in real-time.

Speculation has raged for days. Was she a friend? A colleague? A planted decoy? The internet did what it does best, digging into LinkedIn profiles, zooming in on the blurry footage, and crafting conspiracy theories faster than The Astronomer could issue a response. And now, thirty minutes ago, the company finally put the rumors to rest.

According to an official internal memo leaked to select tech reporters, the woman in question is not part of any romantic triangle, nor is she an executive or employee of The Astronomer. She’s not even from the tech world. Her name is Julia Benson, a hospitality liaison assigned to The Astronomer’s private suite at the venue that night. Her job? Make sure drinks are filled, guests are comfortable, and the night goes smoothly. Unfortunately for Julia, she was caught in the most uncomfortable three-shot since the Oscars slap.

The memo clarified that Julia had no prior relationship with either Byron or Cabot and had, in fact, requested to be reassigned to another client group during the second half of the show due to “noticeable tension” in the suite. Witnesses say Julia was visibly uncomfortable as the couple leaned in close to each other, whispering and laughing, completely ignoring the setlist or those around them. “She looked like someone stuck in a soap opera she didn’t audition for,” one anonymous employee commented.

But while Julia’s role may be minor in the grand scheme of things, her presence became a symbol of just how brazen the couple was in their public display. Her awkward smile, frozen in time, became a meme: “Third-wheeling at your boss’s affair” was just one of the captions making rounds on X.

The Astronomer has not yet announced any formal disciplinary action following the incident, but insiders suggest that the board is under pressure to take decisive steps. With investor trust already shaken, and employee morale plummeting, the video and its ripple effects may just mark the beginning of a much larger reckoning at the once-promising data infrastructure firm.

As for Julia? She’s reportedly taken a short leave of absence to avoid the media storm. And honestly—who could blame her? Sometimes the most uncomfortable seat in the house isn’t in the cheap seats… it’s in the VIP box.

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